Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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