from now on my penis is your penis
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
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Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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