"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I had to cum in my sink.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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