I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
how does that bad decision feel?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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