marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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