party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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