i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
