And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Bring me that man meat
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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