U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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