i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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