so that wasnt chicken after all
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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