normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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