he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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