I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't think brook has ever known best
His hands were made for my vagina.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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