I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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