i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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