I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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