I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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