so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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