I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
be right there i have to get my cape
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
