She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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