Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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