Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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