I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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