these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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