Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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