Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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