do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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