If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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