Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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