So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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