apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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