Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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