looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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