I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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