Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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