Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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