Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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