i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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