weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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