If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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