dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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