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say what?
wanna hang out?
Apparently you make a good broom.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Randomize
