508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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