i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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