You're completely useless in the revolution.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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