I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Bring me that man meat
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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