that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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