butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Soap is not a condiment
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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