We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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