i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
