ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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