"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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