you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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