google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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