Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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